The Glorious Duchy Confederation of Granade is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 𝕯𝖎𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖎 𝕲𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖚𝖘 𝕴𝕴 with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 3.925 billion 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖘 are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 𝕽𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖆𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕻𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖆𝖊. The average income tax rate is 58.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖛𝖒 economy, worth 460 trillion 𝕻𝖆𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖒 𝕴𝖒𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖘s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 117,344 𝕻𝖆𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖒 𝕴𝖒𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖘s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

𝕯𝖎𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖎 𝕲𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖚𝖘 𝕴𝕴's online image is the very model of a modern major leader, shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen', agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and religion makes people horny. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Granade's national animal is the 𝕼𝖚𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖞 𝕰𝖆𝖌𝖑𝖊, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖞.

Granade is ranked 39,805^th in the world and 18^th in New United Kingdom of Albion for Safest, scoring 105.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.