The Cosmic Moff Kitty Realm 🌺 of Grand Franistan is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by God Empress Zeena with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, flagrant waste-dumping, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.39 billion Franistani are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Verdé. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Franistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion Galactic Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 247,691 Galactic Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,237,861 per year while the poor average 3,305, a ratio of 677 to 1.

Citizens gather eagerly to witness exotic animals being blasted out of cannons, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, the military has gone fission for more funding, and civil engineers are undermining sinkholes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grand Franistan's national animal is the Leviathan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grand Franistan is ranked 2,571^st in the world and 2^nd in Aeternas for Fattest Citizens, with 40.64 Obesity Rate.