The Jingoistic States of Greg Army is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.358 billion Greg Armyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 63.7%.

The thriving Greg Armyian economy, worth 232 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,129 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, the urban poor thumbs down the new hitchhiking ban, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greg Army's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greg Army is ranked 109,932^nd in the world and 56^th in Kelios for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,788.65 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.