The Free Love Paradise of Grenartia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Someone with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 36.171 billion Grenartians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vander. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grenartian economy, worth a remarkable 6,526 trillion grains of sand a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 180,443 grains of sand, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Grenartia after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grenartia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is whatever you want to believe.

Grenartia is ranked 316,941^st in the world and 11^th in The Transgender Region for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.