The People's Democratic Republic of Gruzov is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Minar Ankov with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.76 billion Gruzovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkagrad. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Gruzovian economy, worth 136 trillion Volns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,771 Volns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and people typically base their votes on which party has the cutest logo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gruzov's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Gruzov is ranked 218,612^th in the world and 8,479^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.