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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,511thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,208th
The Rogue Nation of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
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GSN36

Population1.65 billion

CapitalCallan
FaithCaitlicigh na hÉireann

Currencyharp
Animalbanshee

The Rogue Nation of GSN36 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.65 billion GSN36ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.0%.

The frighteningly efficient GSN36ian economy, worth 227 trillion harps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,055 harps, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, and airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GSN36's national animal is the banshee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Caitlicigh na hÉireann.

GSN36 is ranked 4,871st in the world and 1st in Hippy Haven for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,931.64 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,511thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,208thHealthiest Citizens: 15,498thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,457thMost Developed: 16,820thMost Patriotic: 18,024thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,940thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,953rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,639thMost Devout: 21,114thLowest Crime Rates: 22,614thBest Weather: 23,470thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,467thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,549thHighest Average Incomes: 27,091st
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GSN36, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN36, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN36, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN36, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in GSN36, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN36, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN36, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN36, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN36, criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN36, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.

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