The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde 33 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 6.279 billion Guinea Pig Horde 33ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Guinea Pig Horde 33ian economy, worth 274 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,673 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, polygamy is legal, and Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guinea Pig Horde 33's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Guinea Pig Horde 33 is ranked 97,932^nd in the world and 4,418^th in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 243.37 on the Clooney Contribution Index.