The Republic of Hakke Should Be Rejected is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The cynical population of 16.43 billion Hakke Should Be Rejectedians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.1%.

The large but inefficient Hakke Should Be Rejectedian economy, worth 641 trillion Lonelinesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,048 Lonelinesses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 134,888 per year while the poor average 8,267, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

Bike rage is all the rage, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hakke Should Be Rejected's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hakke Should Be Rejected is ranked 119,604^th in the world and 4^th in The Hakketomatian Commonwealth for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 84.69 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.