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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,955th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Hakke is ewww! Stay away from him!
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

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Hakke Should Be Rejected

Population4.628 billion

CurrencyLoneliness
AnimalPolar Bear

The Republic of Hakke Should Be Rejected is a massive, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The cynical population of 4.628 billion Hakke Should Be Rejectedians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 29.9%.

The large but inefficient Hakke Should Be Rejectedian economy, worth 148 trillion Lonelinesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,046 Lonelinesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and programmers often reinvent the wheel. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Hakke Should Be Rejected's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hakke Should Be Rejected is ranked 105,382nd in the world and 2,994th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 18.89 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,955th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 353rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 394th in the regionMost Influential: 716th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hakke Should Be Rejected, programmers often reinvent the wheel.
  • : Hakke Should Be Rejected was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Hakke Should Be Rejected, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakke Should Be Rejected, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakke Should Be Rejected, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakke Should Be Rejected, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakke Should Be Rejected, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakke Should Be Rejected, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakke Should Be Rejected, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in Hakke Should Be Rejected, international tensions are high as Hakke Should Be Rejected threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.

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