The Hakketomatian Commonwealth

Governor: The Dominion of Hakkelandia

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Dominion of Hakkelandia

Last WA Update: 4 hours ago

World Factbook Entry

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Embassies: the Columbia River, Bully Pulpit, Pineapple Goes on Pizza, and Bald.

Tags: Defender, LGBT, Password, Puppet Storage, Silly, Small, and Surreal.

The Hakketomatian Commonwealth contains 9 nations, the 1,927th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, The Hakketomatian Commonwealth is ranked 29,430^th in the world for Most Cultured.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Someone in the Pacific is watching this	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Huh”
2.	The Holy Empire of Hakkelujah	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Praise Hakke says Manson”
3.	The Republic of Hakke Should Be Rejected	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Hakke is ewww! Stay away from him!”
4.	The Republic of Hakkestan	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“Go away! We don't want you here!”
5.	The Republic of Hakkes Life Had Gone On Too Long When He	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“I need a hobby”
6.	The Colony of Soon After Dark Hakketomat Cries	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“See us play”
7.	The Republic of Gokstadskipet	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“No...”
8.	The Dominion of Hakkelandia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Our law, our freedom”
9.	The Republic of Pacific Hakke	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Let's hug!”