The United States of Hanakii is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Robert Maynard with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.667 billion Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hanakiian economy, worth a remarkable 4,387 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 223,087 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,201,652 per year while the poor average 21,531, a ratio of 55.8 to 1.

Hospital administrators can usually be found scrubbing their floors with toothbrushes, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, and every school is receiving a brand new eraser. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hanakii's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Hanakii is ranked 41,357^th in the world and 9^th in Greater Middle East for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.13 law-abiding acts per hour.