The Republic of Heclanctonn is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Jerome Hush with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed population of 5.637 billion Heclanctonnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Heclanctonn. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Heclanctonnian economy, worth 729 trillion Heclans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,462 Heclans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, world leaders often feel uncomfortable when Jerome Hush tries to recruit them into selling cosmetics, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heclanctonn's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Heclanctonn is ranked 15,391^st in the world and 843^rd in Balder for Most Developed, scoring 88.18 on the Human Development Index.