The Free Land of Heidi Fleiss is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.623 billion Heidi Fleissians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 65.5%.

The Heidi Fleissian economy, worth 851 trillion USDS a year, is highly specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 29,748 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heidi Fleiss's national animal is the John.

Heidi Fleiss is ranked 91,325^th in the world and 1^st in Hollywood for Safest, scoring 85.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.