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Nudest: 236th Largest Information Technology Sector: 632nd Largest Welfare Programs: 726th
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His Excellency

Population4.604 billion

CapitalNew Londonistan
LeaderGod Empress Angela Merkel
FaithBa'athist Dollyism

CurrencyZimbabwean Dollar

The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by God Empress Angela Merkel with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.604 billion subjects of His Excellency are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Londonistan. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Excellent economy, worth a remarkable 1,133 trillion Zimbabwean Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,112 Zimbabwean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, Excellent tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and death compensation has some family members fearing to pay back others' debt they may be disappearing. Crime is totally unknown. His Excellency's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ba'athist Dollyism.

His Excellency is ranked 4,873rd in the world and 2nd in Communist Cartel for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,282.3 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Nudest: 236thLargest Information Technology Sector: 632ndLargest Welfare Programs: 726thMost Compassionate Citizens: 781stMost Subsidized Industry: 808thMost Inclusive: 866thNicest Citizens: 883rdMost Developed: 891stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,024thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,087thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,107thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,115thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,121stLargest Governments: 1,183rdMost Pacifist: 1,198thSmartest Citizens: 1,271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,497thHealthiest Citizens: 1,599thMost Secular: 1,683rdTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,835thLowest Crime Rates: 1,961stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,132ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,397thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,428thBest Weather: 2,733rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,911thHighest Average Incomes: 3,065thMost Influential: 3,368thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,443rdSafest: 3,554thMost Cultured: 3,719thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,873rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,176thMost Efficient Economies: 8,233rdTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,617thHighest Economic Output: 12,674th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

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