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Nudest: 277thLargest Welfare Programs: 675thLargest Information Technology Sector: 789th
The Liberal Dictatorship of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Totalitarianism wasn't meant to be this sexy
God Empress Ursula von der Leyen
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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His Excellency

Population7.917 billion

CapitalNew Londonistan
LeaderGod Empress Ursula von der Leyen
FaithBa'athist Dollyism

CurrencyZimbabwean Euro
AnimalSheep

The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by God Empress Ursula von der Leyen with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.917 billion subjects of His Excellency are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Londonistan. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Excellent economy, worth a remarkable 1,953 trillion Zimbabwean Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,803 Zimbabwean Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around New Londonistan, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, and His Excellency recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace. Crime is totally unknown. His Excellency's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ba'athist Dollyism.

His Excellency is ranked 244,865th in the world and 2nd in Communist Cartel for Most Primitive, scoring -904.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Nudest: 277thLargest Welfare Programs: 675thLargest Information Technology Sector: 789thMost Efficient Economies: 876thMost Developed: 890thMost Compassionate Citizens: 917thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 919thNicest Citizens: 985thHighest Average Tax Rates: 997thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,041stMost Inclusive: 1,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,078thLargest Governments: 1,142ndMost Secular: 1,146thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,260thSmartest Citizens: 1,272ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,286thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,291stMost Pacifist: 1,315thHealthiest Citizens: 1,481stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,611thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,661stBest Weather: 1,829thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,874thLowest Crime Rates: 1,897thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,069thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,581stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,948thSafest: 3,281stHighest Average Incomes: 3,630thMost Cultured: 3,723rdMost Influential: 4,000thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,113thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,357thRudest Citizens: 8,432ndHighest Economic Output: 8,539thTop
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Most Stationary: 14,930thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,338thMost Income Equality: 17,787th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Digital Network Defense"".
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Blood Donation Safety and Equality Act".
  • : His Excellency was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in His Excellency, His Excellency recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in His Excellency, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor.
  • : Following new legislation in His Excellency, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in His Excellency, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around New Londonistan.

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