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Nudest: 287thLargest Welfare Programs: 701stLargest Information Technology Sector: 794th
The Liberal Dictatorship of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Totalitarianism wasn't meant to be this sexy
God Empress Angela Merkel
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Hegemony
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
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His Excellency

Population6.681 billion

CapitalNew Londonistan
LeaderGod Empress Angela Merkel
FaithBa'athist Dollyism

CurrencyZimbabwean Dollar
AnimalSheep

The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by God Empress Angela Merkel with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.681 billion subjects of His Excellency are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Londonistan. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Excellent economy, worth a remarkable 1,656 trillion Zimbabwean Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,918 Zimbabwean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive. Crime is totally unknown. His Excellency's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ba'athist Dollyism.

His Excellency is ranked 218,406th in the world and 2nd in Communist Cartel for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -11.94 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 287thLargest Welfare Programs: 701stLargest Information Technology Sector: 794thMost Efficient Economies: 813thMost Compassionate Citizens: 829thNicest Citizens: 901stMost Developed: 918thMost Inclusive: 922ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,009thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,049thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,072ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,084thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,095thLargest Governments: 1,128thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,168thMost Secular: 1,216thMost Pacifist: 1,238thSmartest Citizens: 1,279thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,350thHealthiest Citizens: 1,582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,679thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,775thLowest Crime Rates: 1,899thBest Weather: 2,102ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,147thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,258thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,607thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,869thSafest: 3,372ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,470thMost Cultured: 3,765thMost Influential: 3,795thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,252ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,673rdHighest Economic Output: 9,647thTop
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Most Stationary: 16,048thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,328thMost Income Equality: 20,652nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : His Excellency was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Red Fleet".
  • : His Excellency voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".
  • : His Excellency proposed constructing embassies between Communist Cartel and The Revolutionary Communist Alliance.
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ensuring Effectual Recycling".
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Altino".
  • : His Excellency was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : His Excellency was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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