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Nudest: 321stLargest Welfare Programs: 715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 772nd
The Liberal Dictatorship of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Totalitarianism wasn't meant to be this sexy
God Empress Angela Merkel
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Hegemony
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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His Excellency

Population6.223 billion

CapitalNew Londonistan
LeaderGod Empress Angela Merkel
FaithBa'athist Dollyism

CurrencyZimbabwean Dollar
AnimalSheep

The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by God Empress Angela Merkel with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.223 billion subjects of His Excellency are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Londonistan. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Excellent economy, worth a remarkable 1,556 trillion Zimbabwean Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 250,088 Zimbabwean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, the His Excellency Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the government is avowedly secular, and the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons. Crime is totally unknown. His Excellency's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ba'athist Dollyism.

His Excellency is ranked 3,387th in the world and 1st in Communist Cartel for Highest Average Incomes, with 250,088.35 Standard Monetary Units.

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Nudest: 321stLargest Welfare Programs: 715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 772ndMost Efficient Economies: 785thMost Compassionate Citizens: 815thNicest Citizens: 879thMost Inclusive: 909thMost Developed: 928thMost Subsidized Industry: 984thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,016thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,064thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,070thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,105thLargest Governments: 1,123rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,151stMost Secular: 1,180thSmartest Citizens: 1,246thMost Pacifist: 1,262ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,396thHealthiest Citizens: 1,599thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,712thLowest Crime Rates: 1,877thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,899thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,232ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,279thBest Weather: 2,306thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,706thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,032ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,387thSafest: 3,390thMost Influential: 3,619thMost Cultured: 3,823rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,289thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,849thHighest Economic Output: 10,136thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,456thMost Stationary: 16,614thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,362nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : His Excellency agreed to construct embassies between Communist Cartel and Alcoroe.
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : His Excellency approved the World Assembly proposal "Stop unnecessary Police brutality ".
  • : His Excellency approved the World Assembly proposal "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
  • : His Excellency lodged a message on the Communist Cartel Regional Message Board.
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities".
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Vandoosa"".

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