The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rashi Sanook with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.756 billion subjects of His Excellency enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Londonistan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Excellent economy, worth a remarkable 6,028 trillion Zimbabwean Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 305,168 Zimbabwean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for His Excellency, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and foreign workers are flooding in as Zimbabwean Dollars flood out. Crime is totally unknown. His Excellency's national animal is the Hisuian Growlithe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Baa'thist Woolooism.

His Excellency is ranked 1,209^th in the world and 1^st in Communist Cartel for Safest, scoring 153.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.