The Grand Princely City of HMS Trafalgr is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.267 billion Nisoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theoden's Wharf. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.6%.

The HMS Trafalgrian economy, worth 859 trillion Sovereigns a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,601 Sovereigns, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, and the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust". Crime is moderate. HMS Trafalgr's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

HMS Trafalgr is ranked 214,271^st in the world and 12,020^th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 817.17 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.