The Theocracy of HN67 III is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 8.419 billion HN67 IIIians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant HN67 IIIian economy, worth 39.2 trillion Hyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 4,660 Hyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of HN67 III remains pure, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HN67 III's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

HN67 III is ranked 281,682^nd in the world and 115^th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 277.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.