The Democratic Dynastic Domain of House Roretania is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by His Excellency Alexander the Serene with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.253 billion Roretanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crown's Coast. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving House Roretanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion Silver Sesterces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 91,413 Silver Sesterces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, clothing with a scarlet S is popular among repentant body shamers, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. House Roretania's national animal is the Dragon Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

House Roretania is ranked 18,345^th in the world and 1,020^th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 90 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.