The Republic of Hvamia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Django Grimes with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.112 billion Hvamians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nestad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.9%.

The powerhouse Hvamian economy, worth 89.1 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,095 baht, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,378 per year while the poor average 14,694, a ratio of 20.6 to 1.

Theories that hold water are considered to have failed, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hvamia's national animal is the Thorny Devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sun gods.

Hvamia is ranked 240,364^th in the world and 11^th in Beastland for Largest Populations, with 1.11 billion capita.