The Republic of The Confederacy of Beastland is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.396 billion Beastlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beastland City. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The all-consuming Beastlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,781 trillion Exes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 76,156 Exes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the Beastlandian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Confederacy of Beastland's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Confederacy of Beastland is ranked 6,582^nd in the world and 1^st in Beastland for Fattest Citizens, with 22.08 Obesity Rate.