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Most Primitive: 2,763rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,973rdNudest: 5,021st
The Sad Nation of
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This is what happens when you make puppets in a rage
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I Hate Physics

Population2.447 billion

LeaderNot-Albert Einstein
Faithscience

CurrencyEinstein
Animalphysics problem

The Sad Nation of I Hate Physics is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Not-Albert Einstein with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.447 billion I Hate Physicsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 36.5%.

The thriving I Hate Physicsian economy, worth 176 trillion Einsteins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,953 Einsteins, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of I Hate Physicsian weapons designers, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I Hate Physics's national animal is the physics problem, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is science.

I Hate Physics is ranked 81,634th in the world and 42nd in Oofery for Largest Governments, scoring 14.87 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Primitive: 2,763rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,973rdNudest: 5,021stTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,464thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,003rdBest Weather: 21,596th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 42nd in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 46th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in I Hate Physics, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in I Hate Physics, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle.
  • : Following new legislation in I Hate Physics, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in I Hate Physics, reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of I Hate Physicsian weapons designers.
  • : Following new legislation in I Hate Physics, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : I Hate Physics was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in I Hate Physics, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in I Hate Physics, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in I Hate Physics, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in I Hate Physics, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.

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