The Colony of IFF33 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.883 billion IFF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient IFF33ian economy, worth 536 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,632 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. IFF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

IFF33 is ranked 92,261^st in the world and 1^st in International Fascist Federation for Safest, scoring 86.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.