The Impeccable Implication of Impish Barmaid is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Devilish Impulse with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.535 billion Impish Barmaids are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Fiery Pit. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Impish Barmaid economy, worth 542 trillion BARMAID coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,100 BARMAID coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials who do an offal job get smoked, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Impish Barmaid" at foreigners, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, and you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Impish Barmaid's national animal is the three-headed hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Impish Barmaid is ranked 66,801^st in the world and 26^th in BARMAIDS ltd for Highest Average Incomes, with 98,100.16 Standard Monetary Units.