The Republic of Instructions Unclear is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 415 million Instructions Unclearians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Instructions Unclearian economy, worth 19.7 trillion Golden Tigers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 47,516 Golden Tigers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 306,248 per year while the poor average 2,978, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Instructions Unclear's national animal is the Tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Instructions Unclear is ranked 310,048^th in the world and 5^th in Puppetstorm for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.