The Diarchy of Inthikios is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Federal Parliament with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.739 billion Inthikians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Candia. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Inthikiosian economy, worth 102 trillion massekoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,086 massekoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and the government is under the thumb of countless special interests. Crime is totally unknown. Inthikios's national animal is the griffon vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Inthikios is ranked 150,677^th in the world and 5,630^th in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 479.58 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.