The Republic of Ioke 11 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 6.731 billion Ioke 11ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.6%.

The very strong Ioke 11ian economy, worth 349 trillion salts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,933 salts, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Ioke 11 successfully hosted the All the other countries are run by girls Olympics, childish pranks are no laughing matter, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ioke 11's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ioke 11 is ranked 159,891^st in the world and 2^nd in All the other countries are run by girls for Highest Food Quality, scoring 14.7 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.