The State of Isayev is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.121 billion Isayevians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The strong Isayevian economy, worth 659 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 59,302 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 382,209 per year while the poor average 3,717, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Isayev's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Isayev is ranked 268,869^th in the world and 7^th in Saint Peter Port for Safest, scoring 10.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.