The Verdant Expanse of Island Utopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 39.096 billion Island Utopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 10.1%.

The very strong Island Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,998 trillion Gold Pieces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,127 Gold Pieces, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, tuna fishs with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, airport security is provided by private companies, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Island Utopia's national animal is the Salaxalans, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Island Utopia is ranked 16,329^th in the world and 608^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,492.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.