The Melancholious Sacrosanct of Itsalaphap is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Solemniously Nakboun Matriarchs with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.163 billion Phouangdokmai are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sathalanalat Capitals and Xiangladouboun. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dokmai economy, worth 150 trillion Decentralized Bank Currencies and Ikeungs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,250 Decentralized Bank Currencies and Ikeungs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities run on potato batteries, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime. Crime is totally unknown. Itsalaphap's national animal is the Ikaphidip aka Necroblooded Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Local Folk Religions and Latthi Banxun.

Itsalaphap is ranked 193,393^rd in the world and 400^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 33.64 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.