The Republic of Izan770 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.658 billion Izan770ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Industry, although Environment, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Izan770ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,300 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,812 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, bike rage is all the rage, and only government officials may operate computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Izan770's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Izan770 is ranked 80,358^th in the world and 3,518^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 90.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.