The People's State of Jackuul is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Unknown Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.319 billion JSD Citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syndical District of Bob. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient JSDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,217 trillion JSDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,845 JSDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisons in Jackuul are the summer homes of murderers, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, all facts are created equal, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown. Jackuul's national animal is the jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is useless.

Jackuul is ranked 1,894^th in the world and 32^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 12,506.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.