The Republic of Jason and the Argonauts is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.307 billion Jason and the Argonautsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The thriving Jason and the Argonautsian economy, worth 826 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 57,745 Monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,400 per year while the poor average 11,778, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jason and the Argonauts's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jason and the Argonauts is ranked 178,010^th in the world and 11^th in Greece for Most Primitive, scoring -69.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.