
| Population | 2.26 billion |
| Capital | Hell of Blazing Fires |
| Leader | Utsuho Reiuji |
| Faith | Shinto |
| Currency | Mon |
| Animal | Hell Raven |
The People's Republic of Jatkosot a is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Utsuho Reiuji with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.26 billion Jatkosotans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell of Blazing Fires. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Jatkosotan economy, worth 318 trillion Mons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,772 Mons, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
All footpaths have tollbooths, the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jatkosot a's national animal is the Hell Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Shinto.
Jatkosot a is ranked 19,708th in the world and 1st in Capell for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 32,948.52 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Jatkosot a, "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death.
- : Following new legislation in
Jatkosot a, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in
Jatkosot a, the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise.
- :
Jatkosot a voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Empires Forever United"".
- : Following new legislation in
Jatkosot a, all footpaths have tollbooths.
- : Following new legislation in
Jatkosot a, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Utsuho Reiuji's office.
- : Following new legislation in
Jatkosot a, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Following new legislation in
Jatkosot a, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack.
- : Following new legislation in
Jatkosot a, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in
Jatkosot a, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.



























