The United States of Jdbld is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Joe Dannatt with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 9.181 billion Londs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parkgate. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Londian economy, worth a remarkable 1,696 trillion BLDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 184,743 BLDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The dictionary is a common first book for children, being Joe Dannatt has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, every workday begins with group therapy, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jdbld's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Jdbld is ranked 305,639^th in the world and 16,345^th in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.15 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.