The Federal Republic of Jeebies is a massive, genial nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 1.268 billion Jeebians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeebobos. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jeebiesian economy, worth 147 trillion Geebs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 116,464 Geebs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, Blackacrean security services are wondering why El Presidente is so fond of the numbers 6, 7 and 9, and the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeebies's national animal is the Red-tailed Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Jeebies is ranked 104,823^rd in the world and 476^th in Carcassonne for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.