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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,429thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,628thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,794th
The Ancient Empire of
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Population17.011 billion

CapitalFunky Nassau
LeaderDr Funkenstein

AnimalAtomic Dog

The Ancient Empire of Funkadelia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dr Funkenstein with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.011 billion Funkadelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funky Nassau. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Funkadelic economy, worth a remarkable 1,342 trillion Grooves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 78,924 Grooves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobster tastes best when it is red, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Funky Nassau, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime is totally unknown. Funkadelia's national animal is the Atomic Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Funkadelia is ranked 167,161st in the world and 36th in Taijitu for Most Average, scoring 26.16 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,429thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,628thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,794thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,939thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,318thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,380thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,569thMost Cultured: 5,244thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,540thMost Developed: 7,403rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,691stLargest Populations: 9,512thSmartest Citizens: 10,218thTop
Nudest: 10,415thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,647thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,731stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,207thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,606thHighest Economic Output: 12,220thNicest Citizens: 12,578thHealthiest Citizens: 12,887thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,303rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,872ndBest Weather: 15,531stMost Secular: 16,109thMost Efficient Economies: 17,510thMost Pacifist: 18,221stMost Inclusive: 19,097thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,738thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,130th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the region

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