The Holy Empire of JGlenn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by JGlenn with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 3.076 billion JGlennians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JGlenn City. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The JGlennian economy, worth 201 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Trout Farming. Average income is 65,639 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, builders across JGlenn are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JGlenn's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

JGlenn is ranked 182,225^th in the world and 861^st in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 75.16 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.