The Holy Kingdom of Joaco is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.966 billion Joacoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Bajo Belgrano. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Joacoan economy, worth an astonishing 12,079 trillion kikoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 377,894 kikoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and parents plead with their children to consider prostitution instead of philosophy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joaco's national animal is the Carpincho, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Joaco is ranked 310,967^th in the world and 12,033^rd in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -54.02 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.