The Republic of John Lynch is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning fox population. The hard-working population of 1.722 billion John Lynchians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The John Lynchian economy, worth 82.5 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,911 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. John Lynch's national animal is the fox.

John Lynch is ranked 155,248^th in the world and 3,076^th in Suspicious for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,183.7 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.