The Republic of Kanialand is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.545 billion Kanialandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kanialandian economy, worth 212 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,593 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government forces Kanialandians to eat their vegetables, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, and tourists call Kanialandian beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanialand's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kanialand is ranked 83,219^th in the world and 4,057^th in Balder for Highest Average Incomes, with 83,593.47 Standard Monetary Units.