The Federation of Kesmit is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Johnathan Kieran Of the KGP with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 762 million Kesmitarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kesmitarian economy, worth 57.7 trillion Keses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 75,669 Keses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, Johnathan Kieran Of the KGP can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Kesmit they're lyin', and frat-house partying has become the national pastime. Crime is totally unknown. Kesmit's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kesmit is ranked 92,006^th in the world and 46^th in Sancturia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 104.07 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.