The Democratic Republic of Sawworkz is a very large, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 307 million Sawworkzians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The thriving Sawworkzian economy, worth 28.9 trillion Ruppes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 94,257 Ruppes , but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 350,971 per year while the poor average 17,767, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sawworkz's national animal is the Snow Leapord, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sawworkz is ranked 262,815^th in the world and 92^nd in Sancturia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 70.18 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.