The Penn Central Transportation of Kewtpuff is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Stuart Thomas Saunders with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.488 billion Penn Centralians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philadelphia. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kewtpuffian economy, worth 586 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 55,901 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kewtpuff's national animal is the ICC and its national religion is Penn Central Religion.

Kewtpuff is ranked 142,249^th in the world and 84^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Highest Average Incomes, with 55,901.81 Standard Monetary Units.