The Republic of Keyless Isle is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 213 million Keyless Isleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 9.9%.

The Keyless Islean economy, worth 11.6 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 54,615 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Keyless Isle's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Keyless Isle is ranked 288,118^th in the world and 20^th in JayDam for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 255.29 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.