The Constitutional Monarchy of Kingdom of Bulgaria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.184 billion Kingdom of Bulgarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sofia. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kingdom of Bulgarian economy, worth 655 trillion Levas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,088 Levas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony, Kingdom of Bulgarians seem to be catching more chills, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Bulgaria's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kingdom of Bulgaria is ranked 226,256^th in the world and 17^th in European Union for Most Primitive, scoring -102.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.