The Soviet Socialist Republic of Kirby0508 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bill Sovas with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.247 billion Kiryans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mozhov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The all-consuming Kiryan economy, worth 274 trillion yaings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 84,473 yaings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 550,404 per year while the poor average 5,137, a ratio of 107 to 1.

Costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, and it's not mass murder when the government does it. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kirby0508's national animal is the Kiryan lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Monarchism.

Kirby0508 is ranked 11,828^th in the world and 302^nd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 79,574.09 Standard Monetary Units.