The Dictatorship of Kragdima is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by MF SHAGGY with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.134 billion Kragdimen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jadeville. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kragdiman economy, worth 107 trillion Emeralds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. Average income is 94,771 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kragdima's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kragdima is ranked 11,890^th in the world and 59^th in the Outback for Safest, scoring 117.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.