The Forumnial Kingdom of Kravato is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sandro Burkas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.332 billion Kravatoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuxernobli. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kravatoan economy, worth 123 trillion Sarnoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,763 Sarnoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Kravato as a reminder of their "special relationship", manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kravato's national animal is the Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Relaxing.

Kravato is ranked 227,590^th in the world and 131^st in The Western Isles for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 23,532.68 Standard Monetary Units.