The Sultanate of KVon is a large, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 193 million KVonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 11.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The KVonian economy, worth 11.6 trillion Vonians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,912 Vonians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, the early morning commute lasts into the afternoon, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. KVon's national animal is the capybara, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

KVon is ranked 42,579^th in the world and 24^th in Benigtopia for Nicest Citizens, with 18.34 average smiles per day.