The Oppressed Peoples of EVIL Texas is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 258 million EVIL Texans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The powerhouse EVIL Texan economy, worth 19.8 trillion pennies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 76,906 pennies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 236,962 per year while the poor average 19,274, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

The government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, EVIL Texas City's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. EVIL Texas's national animal is the bearded dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

EVIL Texas is ranked 267,004^th in the world and 177^th in Benigtopia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 38.75 on the Kitten Softness Rating.