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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 255thMost Advanced Public Education: 338thMost Cheerful Citizens: 527th
The Fmr Grand Vizier of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Part of the ship, part of the crew! YARRRRRR!
Kyp
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Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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KypsCrew

Population32.429 billion

CapitalParrot Bay
LeaderKyp
FaithPiracy

Currencydoubloon
Animalparrot

The Fmr Grand Vizier of KypsCrew is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kyp with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 32.429 billion KypsCrewians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parrot Bay. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient KypsCrewian economy, worth a remarkable 4,136 trillion doubloons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 127,570 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KypsCrew's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Piracy.

KypsCrew is ranked 2,472nd in the world and 101st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 136.42 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 255thMost Advanced Public Education: 338thMost Cheerful Citizens: 527thSafest: 1,448thMost Devout: 1,623rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,392ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,472ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,802ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,823rdTop
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Largest Populations: 3,350thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,360thMost Developed: 3,543rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,789thHighest Economic Output: 4,469thLargest Governments: 4,567thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,303rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,626thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,756thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,966thSmartest Citizens: 7,192ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,639thMost Cultured: 8,291stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,610thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,366thBest Weather: 11,912thMost Influential: 12,600thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,185thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,859thHealthiest Citizens: 14,254thHighest Food Quality: 14,385thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 25,352ndMost Income Equality: 27,765th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionSafest: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 84th in the regionMost Devout: 84th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 101st in the regionMost Influential: 109th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 120th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 133rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 189th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 194th in the regionLargest Governments: 196th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 229th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 258th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 317th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 327th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 337th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 352nd in the regionMost Cultured: 413th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 572nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 655th in the regionBest Weather: 656th in the regionMost Stationary: 679th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 786th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 810th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 813th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 819th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,159th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".
  • : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
  • : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
  • : KypsCrew voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
  • : KypsCrew voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
  • : KypsCrew was endorsed by The United States of Holmica.
  • : KypsCrew was endorsed by The Royal Crown of the Islands of Onberuwu.
  • : KypsCrew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.

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