The Democratic Republic of Lankadeepa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Prageeth Ranasinghe with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The democratic population of 4.993 billion Lankans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colombo. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lankan economy, worth 321 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,387 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million rupee battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lankadeepa's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism.

Lankadeepa is ranked 248,450^th in the world and 13^th in Aura for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,818.82 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.